I had teenage helpers at work today. I made them count enveloopes and staple things. I am mean. But at least I didnt have to do it!
I am also not sick. I have determined that the helicopter in my brain is really swimmer's ear. I have been swimming almost every night the past month and water is bound to get in there. I think in another life I was some kind of dolphin or something. But I bet everyone thinks they were a dolphin. So with my luck I was probably tuna or sea bass or something like that. If I could live in the water I think I would. I love taking showers. It's the only way for me to feel better sometimes. I'm a scorpio which is a water sign which could explain above. Although I dont think scorpions swim.
I had over 360 spam email things. How on earth does anyone think that I will open something entitled "Make your love unit gigantuan 4536467657"? Whoever invented spam must be hit repeatedly on the head every single time someone sends spam. Which is obviously a lot. That sounds like a good punishment to me.
Is it Friday yet? I miss sleep. That's the thing that sucks about working every day. Sleeping in til noon just doesnt fly at work.
I had a bad sleep night last night and almost didnt wake up this morning. For one, I hate thunderstorms. I dont know why, but I guess the whole scary flashy lightning and loud cracks of thunder really creep me out for some odd reason. I feel better when someone is there to protect me. Well it was windy and rainy last night and I think it thundered about twice. And the power goes out for .2 seconds. But every single thing in my room is super sensitive to the power going out. So it's 1:46 am and the alarm clock is now flashing (because I cant scrounge up the 4 AA batteries to back it up- any AA batteries I have go to my discman!) and my stereo is showing off it's skills (flashing lights, spinning all the CD's in the changer-it's very obnoxious) but at least I woke up to set it again. Except I set it on the wrong alarm. Alarm #2. I had Alarm #1 set. Sometimes I wish we could go back to the old nail in the candle alarm clock, would probably be much easier.
Thank goodness this body knows when it is 6am or I would have had a grand old time sleeping in and missing work. Stupid natural body clock.